Week 6 Story: The Foolish King and His Ambitious Advisor

For years and years I served the king loyally as his advisor, offering him my wisdom and guidance, of which our dear foolish king needed plenty. This is how I spent two decades of my life, watching over this imbecile, making sure he didn't mess anything up too horribly. I was delighted when I learned that he had been stricken with leprosy, as at this moment my own ambitions for taking over the throne blossomed. The king, never a looker and always rather immature, had never found a wife and was therefore left without an heir. Normally a king would pick out his heir in such a situation, but the king, despite his horrendous affliction, seemed to believe himself immortal and, as such, had no need to prepare for his demise. So my hopes grew as his disease weakened him and my own chance to ascend to the throne approached. Everything was going well until that physician showed up, Douban. Douban was an extremely gifted healer and word eventually reached the king, despite my best efforts,...